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 Post subject: Change love to knob songs!
PostPosted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 9:59 pm 
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Fun idea stolen from Twitter...

Simple enough, think of songs with 'love' in the title and swap 'love' for 'knob' :D

I'll start off with some BNL...

I Knob You
Rule The World With Knob
Have You Seen My Knob?

Found some hilarious ones on Twitter tonight, think my favourite so far is "Lay Your Knob On Me" (ABBA) :lol:

Fire away!


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 Post subject: Re: Change love to knob songs!
PostPosted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 10:29 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Change love to knob songs!
PostPosted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 10:35 pm 
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of course its Knobbers in a Dangerous Time!

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 Post subject: Re: Change love to knob songs!
PostPosted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 10:47 pm 
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Bleeding Knob

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 Post subject: Re: Change love to knob songs!
PostPosted: Sun Jul 18, 2010 7:29 am 
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Ok its early sunday and im bored already made me laugh anyway

Doris Day - Secret knob (1954)
Bobby Darin - Dream knobberr (1959)
Elvis Presley - A Fool Such As I / I Need Your knob Tonight (1959)
Peter and Gordon - A World Without knob (1964)
Beatles - Can't Buy Me knob (1964)
Dusty Springfield - You Don't Have To Say You knob Me (1966)
Beatles - All You Need Is knob (1967)
Donny Osmond - Puppy knob (1972)
Gary Glitter - I knob You knob Me knob (1973)
Osmonds - knob Me For A Reason (1974)
Bay City Rollers - Give A Little knob (1975)
Soft Cell - Tainted knob (1981)
Renee and Renato - Save Your knob (1982)
Phil Collins - You Can't Hurry knob (1983)
Frankie Goes To Hollywood - The Power Of knob (1984)
Stevie Wonder - I Just Called To Say I knob You (1984)
Whitney Houston - Saving All My knob For You (1985)
Foreigner - I Want To Know What knob Is (1985)
Philip Bailey and Phil Collins - Easy knobr (1985)
Housemartins - Caravan Of knob (1986)
Glenn Medeiros - Nothing's Gonna Change My knob For You (1988)
Whitney Houston - I Will Always knob You (1992)
Meat Loaf - I'd Do Anything For knob (But I Won't Do That) (1993)
Hear'Say - The Way To Your knob (2001)
Cheryl Cole - Fight for this knob (2009)

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 18, 2010 9:43 am 
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Scouting for Girls - This Ain't a Knob Song
Haddaway - What Is Knob
Bryan Adams, Rod Stewart and Sting - All for One, All for Knob
Ciara feat Justin Timberlake - Knob Sex Magic
Ke$ha - Your Knob Is My Drug
Queen - Somebody to Knob
Taylor Swift - Knob Story
Air Supply - All Out of Knob
Alicia Keys - Teenage Knob Affair
Black Eyed Peas - Where Is The Knob
Bryan Adams - Have You Ever Really Knobbed a Woman
David Gray - This Year's Knob
Take That - How Deep is Your Knob
Elton John - Can You Feel The Knob Tonight
Girls Aloud - Knob Machine
(Your Knob Keeps Lifting Me) Higher and Higher - Jackie Wilson

That'll do for me, I lol'd at some of them quite a lot

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 18, 2010 10:57 am 
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The B52's - Knob Shack
BNL - The Knob We're In
The Beatles - She Knob's You
Elton John - I Want Knob
Florence and the Machine - You've Got the Knob
Madness - Knobstuck
Scouting for Girls - She's so Knobley
James Blunt - Goodbye My Knobber

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 Post subject: Re: Change love to knob songs!
PostPosted: Sun Jul 18, 2010 10:39 pm 
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Some instant classics off my iPod:

Kiss - Calling Doctor Knob
Kiss - Do You Knob Me
Van Halen - Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Knob
Van Halen - Feel Your Knob Tonight
Julian Cope - Beautiful Knob
Brian MacMillan - Blessed Knob
Frank Wilson - Do I Knob You (Indeed I Do)
The Buzzcocks - Ever Fallen In Knob (With Someone You Shouldn't Have Fallen In Knob With)
The Decemberists - The Hazards Of Knob
Cerys Matthews - If You're Looking For Knob
ABC - The Look Of Knob
REM - The One I Knob
Kate Bush - Hounds Of Knob
Thin Lizzy - Still In Knob With You
MAroon 5 - She Will Be Knobbed
Manic Street Preachers - Your Knob Is Not Enough


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 Post subject: Re: Change love to knob songs!
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i lol'd at Bob Dylan - Make You Feel My Knob :lol:

plus:
The Beatles - You've Got To Hide Your Knob Away
Butterfly Boucher - To Feel Knob
The Zutons - Why Wont You Give Me Your Knob?
The Doors - Knob Her Madly
Eminem - No Knob
Led Zeppelin - All My Knob

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ACDC - Let Me Put My Knob Into You

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 10:23 pm 
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Philip wrote:
MAroon 5 - She Will Be Knobbed


HA. This is one of my favourites! :lol:


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Liam wrote:
Philip wrote:
MAroon 5 - She Will Be Knobbed


HA. This is one of my favourites! :lol:



that ones good......but this ones better

Meat Loaf - I'd Do Anything For knob (But I Won't Do That) lol

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Leona Lewis - Bleeding Knob
Take That - A million knob songs
JLS - Everybody in knob
Florence and the machine - You've go the knob

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Miami Sound Machine - I need your Knob
Was Mariah Carey - Knob takes Time or
- DreamKnobber listed? ( I forget )

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Everybody Knows (that I knob you) - The divine comedy

If you apply to the concept to the entire song, the result is quite disturbing:


Everybody knows that I knob you
Everybody knows that I need you
Everybody knows that I do, except you

I told the stars above about the one I knob
I told the morning sun, yeah I'm telling everyone
I told my mum and dad, they seemed to understand
And I'll get through to you if it's the last thing that I do

Everybody knows that I knob you
Everybody knows that I need you
Everybody knows that I do, except you

I told all of my friends again and again and again
I drove them round the bend so now you're my only friend
I told the passers by, I made a small boy cry
And I'll get through to you if it's the last thing that I do

Everybody knows I live for you
Everybody knows I adore you
Everybody knows that it's true except you


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